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OH SHIT SOMEONE HELP ME
I just had a staring contest with a little mouse....
We stared at each other for 10 seconds....
During that 10 seconds....my thought went like this: "oh shit...a mouse...is IN MY ROOM.....I NEED TO KILL IT BEFORE IT POOPS HERE.....but it is SO CUTE....wait it is still a bastard mouse.....what should I use to kill it?.....my hands?!...EWWWWWWW......"
then it disappeared behind my fridge....
I am scared to open the fridge and to discover a thousand mice living in there....or maybe all frozen to death......
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I just took out the trash....
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I MISS MY DAD WHO CAN KILL MICE WITH A NAPKIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fuck now I gonna have nightmares of mice army invading my room...
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
SOMEONE HELP MEEEEE!!!......; ~ ;
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this is the best post ever
I feel your pain....
BUT AT THE SAME TIME THIS IS EPIC LULZ. XD
I say you buy a flute, enchant an army of mice, and get them to do your homework and make ball gowns for you!
BUT AT THE SAME TIME THIS IS EPIC LULZ. XD
I say you buy a flute, enchant an army of mice, and get them to do your homework and make ball gowns for you!
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